uhh-huh... SEKURRRITY!!!!

So... i just got some bs in the mail stating that "commencement candidates must wear proper graduation attire... dark FLAT shoes and dress." WTFT?!! And yes, "flats" was definitely capitalized in the booklet. I'm sorry. I just can't do it. Wedges perhaps? I might even say "F that" and bust out the Rainbows or Havaianas. What are they gonna do? Tell me I can't walk across that stage?? Oh no, Ohhh ho... they're gonna have to call security to stop me. LMAO!